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Old Oct 07, 2008, 04:54 AM // 04:54   #1521
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I yell "yes"... but I've yet to meet another person who enjoys self inflicted pain like I do.

Why does bread taste better if you leave it out on the table for two weeks?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 06:53 AM // 06:53   #1522
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Because it grows a few extra ingredients.

Why does everything taste better when taken as a suppository?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 01:34 PM // 13:34   #1523
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because your tastebuds grew in the wrong place.

they say crime doesn't pay, does that mean my job is a crime?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 03:15 PM // 15:15   #1524
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if your job doesn't pay then yes.


why am i allergic to apples?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #1525
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because you tried to do harm to them and what have they ever done to you?

are you scared of midgets?
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Old Oct 07, 2008, 11:42 PM // 23:42   #1526
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Absolutely terrified.

Why?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 12:56 AM // 00:56   #1527
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because we need to know for the census.


Did you fill out the last census that went around for your country (or if you are a dependent did your legal guardian)?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 03:48 AM // 03:48   #1528
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yes, in crayon

does anybody actually read those things?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #1529
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nope, didnt even answer the door when the man came a knockin'


why do we take census(s) anyways (and just what is the plural form of census....)?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #1530
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We take them so the government has some idea about the people they govern. I think. Might have something to do with taxes as well. And the plural is, believe it or not, censuses.

Why am I posting here instead of working on my Chemistry Lab report that's due in 8 hours?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 05:45 AM // 05:45   #1531
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Because you are a procrastinator.

Why is the plural of census not censii?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 04:42 PM // 16:42   #1532
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if I knew the answer to that I would not have asked the question in the first place!!


Anyone here do origami?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 07:28 PM // 19:28   #1533
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oh me me me my best origami attempt, which isn't any good, is a pegasus.

who else likes origami?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 07:45 PM // 19:45   #1534
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I like it. I can't do it worth beans, but I like it.

Um, what's a stupid question I can ask?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 11:12 PM // 23:12   #1535
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congrats!!!! you just succeeded!!

why did the chicken cross the road?
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Old Oct 08, 2008, 11:40 PM // 23:40   #1536
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Because it wanted to see a human lay a brick.

What has four wheels and flies?
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Old Oct 09, 2008, 07:01 AM // 07:01   #1537
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you know the other day i saw a fly.

how do you make an apple turn over?
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Old Oct 09, 2008, 01:47 PM // 13:47   #1538
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you take an apple then turn it over voila
why do people say voila when they do something surprising?
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Old Oct 09, 2008, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #1539
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because it makes more sense than saying blooblow or fannyknacker

can i swear in here?
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Old Oct 10, 2008, 12:14 AM // 00:14   #1540
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yes but you might get red engined anyways.

what has 5 legs and crawls up the walls......(and hurry cause its crawling on my wall right now!!)???
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